Leave It Unlocked http://leaveitunlocked.com Yes it's unlocked... No I don't give a f---! Tue, 23 Mar 2010 02:54:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Covered in Doo-Doo, Baby! http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=178 http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=178#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2010 02:54:04 +0000 admin http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=178

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]]> http://leaveitunlocked.com/?feed=rss2&p=163 64 Not necessarily up to par. http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=160 http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=160#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 03:29:31 +0000 admin http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=160 NoticeSubmitted by Anonymous

]]> http://leaveitunlocked.com/?feed=rss2&p=160 65 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right… http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=156 http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=156#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:04:10 +0000 admin http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=156 ps3controllerMy dog has a problem with eating everything in the house.  Now my PS3 controller is useless so I don’t mind leaving it unlocked.  For the record, I am leaving my house unlocked in case someone wants a destructive dog!  Submitted by Anonymous

]]> http://leaveitunlocked.com/?feed=rss2&p=156 111 Stripped beast that won’t go away. http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=151 http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=151#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:35:32 +0000 admin http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=151 whitecarBeen trying to sell this hell on wheels for quite sometime now.  Secretly, I leave the keys in the front seat hoping someone will just take it.  And as you can see, I have no choice but to Leave It Unlocked.  Submitted by Anonymous

]]> http://leaveitunlocked.com/?feed=rss2&p=151 95 My bike sucks a royal a**!! http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=146 http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=146#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 05:40:01 +0000 admin http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=146 CrapBikeUnless they start building roads in a drug fueled spiral, I will have to retire my bike.  I’m going to stand proud and leave this mother f***** unlocked.  Submitted by Anonymous

]]> http://leaveitunlocked.com/?feed=rss2&p=146 186 Time for a New Stereo System http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=127 http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=127#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:28:07 +0000 admin http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=127 StereoBroke
My car stereo sucks so bad.  It’s completely scratched up and makes a glare that could potentially blind and kill you on the road.  Also, my air conditioning doesn’t work and I’m not going to pay sh** for this junker so my manual windows are permanently in the down position.  This is why I’m going to Leave It Unlocked. Hopefully the stereo gets stolen so it’ll give me reason to get a new one.  Submitted by Jane I

]]> http://leaveitunlocked.com/?feed=rss2&p=127 62 Beware of Heater http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=124 http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=124#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:26:31 +0000 admin http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=124 FireHazardHeater
My apartment’s heating system is not exactly up to par.  In fact, I am waiting to be lit on fire.  That’s why I’m going to Leave It Unlocked. Submitted by Jason G

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]]> http://leaveitunlocked.com/?feed=rss2&p=124 115 My car needs an umbrella! http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=121 http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=121#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:25:02 +0000 admin http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=121 CarDoorOpen
My escort is so worthless that the driver’s side door doesn’t even shut and whenever it rains water soaks my seat and stinks up the whole damn thing.  That’s why I’m going to Leave It Unlocked. Submitted by Angela W

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]]> http://leaveitunlocked.com/?feed=rss2&p=121 101 Drafty Door http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=118 http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=118#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:22:06 +0000 admin http://leaveitunlocked.com/?p=118 DoorHoleMy door is so shi**y that there is a hole in the bottom of it.  I taped the top of a cereal box to it to stop rats from getting in.  This is why I’m going to Leave It Unlocked. Submitted by Jason G

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